Bork Lazer is a parody of real life WWE wrestler Brock Lesnar. He is one of the first GTS Wrestlers, appearing since the near beginning.
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Some attributes
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| Nicknames | Your Boy |
| Friends | Super Cena [Sometimes] |
| Enemies | Super Cena [Sometimes] |
| Fate | Alive and Well |
| Debut | Hey Yo to The Joes 2012 |
| Last Appearance | Still active |
Appearance[]
Often times in early episodes, he is seen with a red tuxedo with white undershirt and blue tie, almost like John Laryngitis. Also in early episodes, akin to early Brock Lesnar figures, had red and black shorts with kneepads. In newer episodes, he is seen with all-black shorts. When he goes into Boy Mode, his head changes from a default stern expression to a batshit insane scan.
At some point, he appeared with a squadron of black men, including Fart Henry, The Screw Day, and Booger T, called the Beastie Boys.
Personality[]
Bork is not one to have a good temper, as he is prone to break into Boy Mode and destroy everything in the arena. At the moment, he is Anti-Authority, with Mr. McMuffin attempting to stop him at whatever he does, such as main event Grimamania, injure The OlderTaker, etc.
Episodes[]
- Regal Rumble [Debut]
- Every episode of GTS Wrestling
Catchphrases[]
- Ay Boy! BORK LASER BROCOLI LASER
- Well alright den
- BOY MODE
- I reckon... BOYKING LESNOR
- Mmhmm.
- It's breaking news with your boy, Bork Laser.
Moves[]
Finishing moves[]
- Turnip Twister [Fireman's carry spin-out takeover]
- Flippy do [Shooting star press]
- Breaking news broken bones [Stretches the stupidstar's leg far out]
Signature moves[]
- Powerslam [Mostly through a table]
- Suplex
- Corner mutiple Shoulder thrust
- Boy! [Chair shot to the chest]
- Turnip Twista
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- He has been a Mother Fucking Champion twice.
- The Beastie Boys are similar to a real life band named The Beatles.